Footprints in the Sand

Could God click this with his mouse and make it so large he couldn't read it?

I wonder for how long I could get away with selling these inspirational, high-quality, framed prints for $26.95 each (plus s&h) to any location within the continental US within three business days to people who erroneously assumed a familiarity with the poem before somebody actually read the thing in its entirety?

I could use a new car.

Tags: Footprints in the Sand Inspirational Reality Skeptic